In the words of Judi Dench as QE1: "too late! too late!"

* At what point did apologies become the go-to speech of celebrities? Look Kanye... you have done little to promote any cause you have spoken about because you do not think before you speak; you are incapable of intelligent speech or of making an argument for your case. You can not spout your opinions without fact and ruin a young girl's moment in the spotlight and then blow out some half-assed sorry as if it excuses your lack of class.

Poor Taylor Swift. For the remainder of her life, a special moment in her personal history will be saddled with disappointment because of the lack of personal judgment shown by this one stupid individual. "I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO sorry?" How immature.

And you know what, I don't give a crap how much Hennessey you drank on the red carpet. Stop your excuses. Stop your misplaced self-importance. Stop your racially motivated attacks on other people because you feel that you represent an entire race of people and/or the music industry through your synthesized, computer enhanced vocals. You disgust me with your overblown ego. Whoa-ho Mr. "I'm the next Michael Jackson". Oh. Hell. No. For all of his bizarre antics, Jackson would never have treated someone in the manner you did last evening.

Kudos to Beyonce Knowles... you are a shining example of how to conduct yourself- publicly or personally. No one deserves the humiliation that Swift faced last night, and your grace in accepting your award and stepping aside to make way for someone coming up in your footsteps is admirable. You handled the moment with humility and charity, and have made me more of a fan for it.

I was not kidding about unsyncing you from my ipod, Kanye. Good riddance. How ironic that you wrote a song about someone being "heartless". Perhaps in your "time off" to reflect on how you can "improve" yourself, you can listen to your own lyrics and get some insight into how to behave like a human. What a douche.