Wow Michael Phelps... you suck.

* I love that we see him lose one race, and he's suddenly a swimming pariah. It must be that sleek swimsuit... how else could we explain a LOSS from the 8 TIME GOLD MEDALIST? A bad day in the pool... not allowed. That sweet-onion-teriyaki must be packing on the flab and slowing him down. Good lord. Can't a guy catch a break?