The In-Laws, Vol XXIV

Which of these is the most annoying?

1)  "Kenny Rogers roasters has great chicken; get the shredded white smothered in gravy."

2)  9PM:  "Let's take a walk around the mall for a bit."

     "The shops are closed."

     "Let's walk around anyway."

3) "C'mon over here, kiddo..." [pointing to Gameworks at 9:15 PM]"... let's play some games."

4) "Buy him a $10 dollar card."  

5)  "Here baby..." [to my 6 year old] "... let's do some some rides." [post Icee]

6)  "Where is the D & B's?"

"Over by that jungle restaurant."

      "Rainforest Cafe?"

"Yeah.  Their food... I don't like it; not very good at all. I'd much rather come up here to Kenny     Rogers'.  You spend about 10 bucks for two meals." 

7)  " Look!  The Improv.  I want to come up some time and see that comedian that talked all about the Chinese restaurant.  Look up there...[the marquee]... imagine if that was your name!  I bet it is pronounced 'Vuh-geenuh Muh-nohlug'.  What a weird name. "

8)  10:17 PM: "Wanna get a donut?  Let's go to Krispie Kreme!"

9)  10:29 PM: "Thanks for coming out; we don't get to see you [my son] very much, so we appreciate you making the effort."

10) "Next time we'll come up and meet in the food court for dinner and the boys can play."

If it weren't for the hilarity of #7's Vagina Monologues comment, I think I would have killed myself.  :)  Oh wait!  I forgot to tell you my MIL flipped me off because after she took my kid to the 'dirty' restroom in the mall (by choice), I dared to have to pee in Gameworks and went to the 'cleaner' restroom.  Yes, seriously, she flipped me the arms crossed, double bird and thought it was funny.