ME: "At the track? Santa Anita or Hollywood Park? What, are you going to live on eating flamingoes?"
MP: "No! Not THAT track... the exercise track by Starbucks and I'll eat at Wendy's"
* MP: "MOM! I HAVE to go to VANS."
ME: "Why buddy? We're not really near a VANS store"
MP: "But Mom, I HAVE to look at a new board; they're 50 dollars, and I've got 50 dollars!"
ME: "You already have a board, kiddo."
MP: "But not a REAL board Mom, it's just a Target board."
ME: "Oh, well- Escusez moi mon petite- I didn't know we had to have a 'real' board."
MP: "Yeah, well, you don't know about skaters, and I do. I can ollie! Now take me to VANS!"
1 comments:
Oh no! The complaints hit with the power of an imagination!
To be honest, at the 12-yr-old level, I am more likely to laugh at a creative whiner than a kid who's not that bright. Not fair, but true.
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